when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
That’s very scarily accurate
I want to come back to you, not because I want someone’s love and I know I have yours, but because I love you and miss you and us.
And I think im getting back to that point.
Im sorry for putting you through so much pain.
Im sorry for making you wait.
Im sorry for every little thing I’ve done to you.
But im still not ready.
Im terribly sorry and I hope you see this because I don’t have the courage to say it to your face.
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
It has been an honour procrastinating with you all.