givemeinternet:

Blood Moon gif stabilized and slowed.





In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor


titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags



rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school


bummerfriends:

April 2014: Horrorscopes for thefreshzine


beyoncebeytwice:

my brothers 13th birthday was yesterday and my gift to him was kidz bop 25 unfortunately my hilarious prank backfired bc my dad got him a new speaker system in his room which is right next to mine and he is currently blasting the kidz bop rendition of what does the fox say


oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?


coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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